D.B.A.M.T.C.W.E.Y.C.I.P.

"Don't Be A Menace To Canterlot While Eating Your Cupcakes In Ponyville"

(AKA "I Hope They Serve Cupcakes In Hell" (AKA..."Pinkie Pie's Fan-Club"))
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...**signs** OK, lets face it. We all knew it was just a matter of time before Pinkie Pie got her own gang of maniacs and weirdos, and managed to take over Saturday Night Live...

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STORY:

So one day, Pinkie Pie got the idea to start her own fan-club. Seeing that this wasn't going to cause any problems, Twilight Sparkle and even Princesses Celestia & Luna gave Pinkie their blessings.

Unfortunately, nopony took into account that in order for the crazy pink pony to start her "special" fan-club, she had to break down the forth wall to do it!
Five minutes after breaking down the forth wall, using an incredible anamoly called the "Pink Hole"*, Pinkie returned with a special group of new recruits to join her club.

It wouldn't be long now until all hell breaks loose...

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Anyways, this lovely piece was a result of seeing 's Rainbow Dash/Sonic pairing, and asking the question "If Rainbow Dash and Sonic the Hedgehog make a good pairing, then what other character would make a great pairing with everyone's favorite pink party pony?" Well, for one thing, whoever would be paired up with her had to match her personality in some way, being either crazy, random, insane, chaotic, or all of the above. Well, it didn't take me long to find some worthy candidates, but then I realized "this IS Pinkie Pie we're talking about," so instead of just one character, why not a whole bunch?

Well, here are my reasons for why each of our "speical guests" make such a good pairing with our little Pinkster:


Edward Wong Hau Pepulu Tivruskii 4th (from Cowboy Bebop) :
Despite being a brilliant computer hacker, Edward's fondness for silly exclamations and childish rhymes, being easily distracted, and "drifting off" from reaility goes hand-in-hoove with Pinkie Pie's randomness and state-of-mind. Also, Ed's tendency to run, crawl, flip, roll, and walk on her hands (as appose to just walking normaly) goes hand-in-hoove with Pinkie bouncing from place-to-place. That, and she tends to drive her own crewmates insane. Thus, she's perfect in Pinkie's book.

Kaolla Su (from Love Hina) :
Like Edward, Su not only is a brilliant mechanic and computer whiz, but also shares her personality, in terms of driving others around her crazy (I wouldn't be too surprised if these two turn out to be related). She's hyperactive, tends to be the cause of trouble no matter where she goes (whether it's from building dangerous mechs, or otherwise), and always faces danger with a big happy smile on her face. Those traits alone deserve the pink pony's full attention. That, and their pets, Gummy and Tama-chan, fit well together like peanut-butter and bananas.

GIR (from Invader ZIM) :
Instead of artificial intelligence hardware, this taco-loving SIR Unit's trash-can-of-a-head is filled with junk and other goodies, making him completely stupid, wildly chaotic,... and positivity insane. Whenever he's suppose to follow an order, he instead goes and does something else completely unexpected, such as screaming, dancing, singing the "Doom" song, watching the Monkey Show, or eating junk food from compartments in his limps. If that ain't considered being "random" in The Book of Pinkie Pie, than I don't know what is.

Freakazoid (from Freakazoid) :
This was a no-brainer (mostly due to some famously known fanart and a youtube video that goes with it). Like Pinkie Pie, our dear friend Freakazoid drives people (and villains) crazy, simply because he's a lunatic. I mean, come on! - he runs around in underwear, pretending to fly! That, and he and Pinkie tend to which roles (Pinkazoid, anyone?). Who wouldn't put these two together?

The Mask (from The Mask: The Animated Series) :
My reasons for him are similar to Freakazid's: his mischievous, impulsive, fun-loving nature drives villains and citizens alike insane. Not only that, but he rather go party at the Coco Bongo then fight crime. That being said, imagine how much more fun one of Pinkie's parties would be if he showed up?...Or worse, imagine the chaos and insanity that would follow if Pinkie got her hooves on his mask and powers!?... XD

Ace Ventura (from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: The Series) :
Other than being The Mask's "equal," Ace's eccentric, pathological vulgarity and exceedingly flamboyant, extroverted behavior alone (as well as his tendency to grasp his butt cheeks and moving them as to talk) warrants not just Pinkie's, but her other personality Pinkamena's attention as well. Also, imagine the insanity that would follow if Pinkie were to hire him to help Fluttershy with her animals!?

Beetlejuice (from Beetlejuice (TV Series)) :
(Adding BJ in at the last moment) His reason for being paired up with Pinkie is the same as The Mask: If the so-called Ghost with the Most were invited to one of Pinkie Pie's parties, it would become one of those parties to die for!

Wreck-Gar (from Transformers Animated) :
Wreck-Gar is good for one thing...GARBAGE!! He's just one of those transformers who's state-of-mind is always in question. That, and he's not afraid to do something random and stupid. Hell, he DARES to be Stupid! Not only that, but his accordion-playing "Polka Powers" can help Pinkie Pie with any and all parasprite problems! =3

Mr. Hyde (the spiky-hair weirdo on the top left, from Jekyll & Hyde...Together Again) :
This video here [link] alone is all the reasoning I need.

Tom Green (the ugly weirdo between Freakazoid and Wreck-Gar's face) :
Three words: Freddy Got Fingered...I rest my case.

UPDATE 8-31-11:

Added in the following characters:

Pinky (from Pinky and The Brain) :
Added him for two reasons: 1.) He's insane. 2.) He & Derby Hooves make a great team.

Billy (from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) :
My reason for him is simple: He's stupid, crazy, and random. The Book of Pinkie Pie demands him!

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot (from Animaniacs ):
requested this. Plus, I can't believe I didn't see this before! Their name-sake alone warrants their reasons to join Pinkie Pie in her antics. XD

Dee-Dee (from Dexter's Laboratory) :
QUESTION: What three things do Pinkie Pie and Dee-Dee have in common?
ANSWER: 1.) They're random; 2.) They're hyperactive; & 3.) They like pink.

Animal (from Muppet Babies) :
Even as a baby, he's is a complete lunatic! That's all the reason you need.

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*A Pink Hole (which can only be created by Pinkie Pie after breaking the forth dimension) is just like a black hole, only instead of time slowing down as you approach it, time speeds up. In other words, if one where to go inside the hole, hours inside it would be only seconds outside. Thus, a person or pony entering the pink hole can be gone for hours, days, or months at a time, and still be home in time for dinner!...No wonder Pinkie Pie can do so much in a short time.

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All done in PhotoShop CS2 with mouse.

There are three versions of this piece in the zip file, each at 2527x3400 pixels with a different graffiti message on it:
VERSION 1: "GARBAGE!"
VERSION 2: "DARED TO BE STUPID!" (on display)
VERSION 3: "I AM A COFFEE ACHIEVER!"

TEXTURES USED:

-"Junk Truck Rust Texture" by : [link]
-"Metal Rust Texture" by : [link]
-"Rusty Grunge Texture" by : [link]

-The logo and pattern on Freakazoid's suit I recreated from 's Freakazoid Wallpaper here - [link] So full credit goes to him for the original.

-Original Textures © to their respective artists.
-Original Freakazoid pattern and logo design © .
-All characters are © to their respective properties.

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...Oh! One more thing: DO NOT take Gir's taco! He's rigged with a nuclear bomb that will explode if you do.